The Adventures of the S-Team!

He had an axe. Axes are scary. And so is the revelation about Tiny’s lineage.

For being a supervillain, Tortoise is actually a pretty good guy. Tyrant, on the other hand, is not.

Michael Bay directed The Rock, Armageddon, Transformers, and other travesties. Good beer-and-popcorn movies if you like rapid jumpcuts and stuff blowing up, but certainly nothing which could be construed as quality cinema. If he ever wins an award for directing, I suspect the Universe will implode.