This is very similar to the conversation I had with the guy who called me – while I was at my day job, when he had to google me to find my cell phone number. Leaving aside his professionalism (or lack thereof), I would have loved to call him names and have my flunkies throw him out. Instead, I threw him to my agents and wrote the event into my webcomic.
One of my favorite ever shirts I saw at a writers’ conference said “I’M PUTTING YOU IN MY BOOK.”
It’s a great threat. So is putting you in my webcomic. Consider yourself forewarned.
