Ever notice how in superhero movies, the costumes look a little off? It’s because they don’t work in real life. Thongs and sheaths don’t really cover what they’re supposed to if you move. Cowls hang up when you turn your head. Mask rash. So Scarlet Swordsmistress is right; comfort has nothing to do with being a superhero. And as far as Shellshock being right, I’m not going to comment on whether her tummy is sexier than, say, Sandstorm’s, because that would be odd.
