The Adventures of the S-Team!

I’m making three references in Whiskey’s final statement. “Angry eyes” refers to the movie Toy Story, when Mr. Potato Head tells his wife he remembered to pack his angry eyes. Calling Tortoise a girl’s name is the same sort of thing that Dr. Perry Cox always does to Dr. John Dorian on the brilliantly funny show Scrubs. And of course, in the movie Stripes, there was a guy who insisted that nobody call him Francis, which the sergeant proceeded to do. Three jokes in one speech bubble! See? You’re learning without even meaning to.

One of the great hazards of super-powers is the problem of mistaken identities, which leads to a lot of rooftop fights and ending of romantic relationships.

It can also get you killed. See, kids? Death’s funny! Hahaha!

Are you worried about the threat of visible panty lines? Maybe you aren’t, but then you’ve probably never had to wear a superhero costume either.

Nobody but me seems to think about these little things.