There’s nothing like thirty inches of sharpened steel poking you in your tummy to inspire a greater understanding of the ways of the Universe.
Archive for November, 2006
This is the first time we’ve seen Stonewall use his shapeshifting powers since the Giant Robot storyling and only the third time overall. Even so, Shellshock is the only character on the S-Team whose powers have only been seen once,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Think it over for a minute. Shrink all over. Don’t worry; it doesn’t make him any less of a man. Well, maybe a little less. There I go, making short jokes as well. D’oh.
Verne Troyer is, of course, famous for his role as Mini-Me in Mike Myers’ epic trilogy of Austin Powers movies. He became likewise infamous for getting super drunk, riding a tricycle naked, and peeing in the corner of the room[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Apologies for not getting this up sooner; I completely forgot that even though I had a four-day weekend, the S-Team did not. Stonewall is still looking for that girl who’s into statues.
Okay, who saw this coming? Raise your hands…higher…Okay, the rest of you look around at everyone whose hands are up. These people are liars.
Yes, we’re going to get another visit to Science Guy’s lab. There are so many opportunities for jokes with him, I just can’t help returning to him. But first…a plot twist!
Stonewall’s new head is an unmodified LEGO piece which came from a Harry Potter set, if I remember correctly. Poor fellow really is the shortest member of the team now, a fact which I’m sure Stretch will not let him[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are a couple things I like about this one. First is Science Guy’s capitalized phrase “Awesome Power of Science.” If he has a catch phrase, that’s got to be it. Also, there are a lot more graphic effects in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…